Here are some Things That You Would Never Know Without the Movies...

Things That You Would Never Know Without the Movies
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
Most dogs are immortal.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Dinosaurs only eat ugly or immoral people.
Having a job of any kind will make father's forget their son's eighth birthday.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
If an imminent natural disaster or killer beast threatens your town, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
All single women have a cat.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
The Chief of Police is always black.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at age 22.
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by six inches.
Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.
Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say 'Enter Password Now'.
Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.
If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.
The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Wembley Stadium.
If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon - then look in your bathroom mirror and he will suddenly appear behind you.
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
Restaurant bills will always be 15% less than the amount you are holding in your hand.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
In the event of a car chase, there will be two men carrying a large pane of glass through the streets, later, you will drive through it.
Make-up can safely be worn to bed without fear of smudging.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If a phone line is broken, frantically beating the cradle and yelling 'Hello? Hello?' can restore communication.
A gang of highly-trained terrorists will always separate and search for an intruder on their own - so they can be killed one by one.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
Megalomaniacs intent on world domination won't be able to resist telling their arch nemesis every detail of their evil plans.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.
Dogs always know who's bad and will bark at them.
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
A slight blow to the head is usually enough to cause amnesia.
The most beautiful girl in school will never be able to get a date.
If you think there is an intruder in your house, your cat will choose the precise moment to leap out at you from inside a cupboard.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
In school, the end-of-class bell will always interrupt teachers mid-sentence.
You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing a bow tie.
When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
Radiation causes interesting mutations - not to your future children but to you, there and then.